Avengers Mightiest Cocktails

Via. the-more-i-arty:

Fugu & Tako

Part of the puffer fish is poisonous and another part turns you into one.

Superdog doesn’t give a fuck.

Superdog doesn’t give a fuck.

Give me the blue pill… and send me to Adventure Time.

Zion can eat a bowl of dicks!

Mario was an asshole.

Mario was an asshole.


CHONTO

Easily the best 13 minutes of my day, if not week. Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll, monkeys, basil, and the best food of all time. 

Do yourself a favor and watch this NOW!

Super Full House Sisters
Not sure if that’s D.J. vomiting in the portal with her eating disorder, Stephanie sick on meth, or just the other Olson twin hung over…

Super Full House Sisters

Not sure if that’s D.J. vomiting in the portal with her eating disorder, Stephanie sick on meth, or just the other Olson twin hung over…

While you were out…

…your dog was masturbating all over your furniture.

Flying sloth loves flying

Eating fries off of a dead baby… LIKE A BOSS!

Get your mind out of the gutter

Get your mind out of the gutter

New Bond trailer ‘Skyfall’

Out of context thing of the day

Out of context thing of the day