We’re outsourcing to these guys? Really?
Almost nothing bothers me more than calling a customer “service” number, and having one of these fucking guys on the other line. I’m a loyal customer, supporting your product, and you put me on the phone with Mr Williams to punish me…. WHY?
Creepy Eye Swap
The chicken eyes on the girl make her look like a demon, while the human eyes on the chicken makes it look smarter.
GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN & SEAN COMBS & PAUL RUDD) (by thelonelyisland)
(via unamazing)
Just another day in Toledo
(via streeter)
The Real life Hermes Conrad

Let’s Talk About #2 (by DollarShaveClub)
I accept advertising only in this form from now on. The guy from Dollar shave club is back.
Dear Will Smith…
Please stop. This has gone on long enough. Your false advertising in promoting ‘After Earth’; was the last straw. Outside of your family, nobody likes your son. Anyone who claims to obviously doesn’t have the mental capacity to be considered human, and thus should be euthanized in mass while being forced to listen to your daughter’s “music”.
Thank You,
Everyone