North Korea reacts to Katy Perry And Russell Brand’s Divorce.
*Also, some Twitter reactions here in the US. This has truly become a worldwide disaster.
Well, I guess that’s it then, only one thing left for you to do. Please hurl yourself out of a window as soon as possible.
I don’t believe in suicide, but you should really swallow a bottle of pills, so that you can have a sweet open casket funeral to show off your creepy children’s face paint.
I wish this were true.